Unsolicited Wisdom

I don't trust people wearing fanny-packs. Caveat: If you're over 50, it's okay. The problem is that i saw some guy wearing super-eurotrashy clothes, silver korean mobile, beckham hair, and a fanny pack. Obviously this guy is plugged into some cultural zeitgeist, yet something managed to go horribly, horribly wrong. The fanny pack is the euro-equivalent of the souped-up escalade - sure sign of criminal activity. the pack conveniently holds drugs, small arms, and is probably quite effective in human trafficking. Although i personally don't trust it because it's a quick and easy place for pickpocketed items to disappear. Especially when it's attached to the guy at the tramstop that looks like he's having withdrawl, and has nowhere to go. But mostly it's incredibly stupid.