Spanish guy

There's an extremely loud spanish guy at the internet cafe right now. He's been talking on his phone for like 45 minutes. He laughs a lot, and generally seems to be organizing some sort of gay orgy. More power to him on that one, but I just wish he wouldn't do it, loudly, at the internet cafe. I'm trying to read about Nick and Jessica, and he's distracting me with his preposterous spanish words.