An email conversation

An email conversation between myself and Sarah Sarah: so maybe facebook is blocked 'cause its a 'dating site', but you can still get on MySpace, right??? Me: nope. what is myspace anyway? Sarah: its fun! but kinda complicated... you can have a blog there... put picts up, little blurbs... find people... i foudn so many people from high school... could u use my link to see mine? Me: nope. 'dating'. and i don't want to see or know about any people from high school. Sarah: its fun to see who got fat. who got bald. who got gay... Me: i like when people get gay. it's always the same conversation: Person a: Hey guess what! Person b: What? Person a: Person X is gay now! Person b: Seriously? Person a: Really! I heard it from Person K Person b: Wow. That's weird. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But just weird. Didn't he hook up with Person W in High School? Person a: Yup. But now he's dating a guy from Alaska. Person b: Wow. Never saw that coming. Sarah: yep! its the best... this is the conversation i had with a girl, annie, who i went to middle and high school and worked with in the shoe department of nordsrams: [Sarah]:Are you still in touch with anyone from Westlake? Annie: Yep, Misti. She's got a kid [Sarah]: woah Annie: yeah, the fat cow finally got laid... speaking of fat cow, tessa's got 2 [Sarah]: I thought tessa was gay Annie: she still is, but she's got two girls and is living with her boyfriend [Sarah]: what? Annie: i don't know...