Out of context quotes

these are weird: 1) "I don't need to found a religion to have multiple wives" - Daniel 2) "Yeah, I gotta go cold-call a dog treat company. Yay!!" - Kyle 3) "So it turns out that I will not get to serve my time in the Sand Box...I will be doing time in the Albanian province known as Kosovo. I volunteered several times to go to Iraq or Afghanistan." - Lil'Steve