Odds and Ends
Kyle wanted me to post on what happened to Shakira. She had a season-ending butt injury, which is a nice way of saying a severe overextension of the shaking device. She's rehabbing in the minors, but should be back in the majors upon approval by her voodoo doctors. Never fear, God wants Shakira back and breaking his laws of nature.
posted by nick @ 4/26/2005 06:12:00 PM
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OK - so she's rehabing. But its been longer than one season. That chick's been out of commission so long that the rump may have doubled, maybe even tripled or quadrupled in jello-shakin mass. It may no longer be a nice, substantial bowl, but a kiddypool like tub of leftover ass-magic. But there is yet an even more interesting point of debate here: Given her short, albeit unquestioned ass-dominance of years past, does the degree of her superiority outshine the shortness in tenure of her reign? And finally, does this warrant induction into Rio's prestigous ass-shakin hall of fame? I say Yes. That thing was pure magic. Sent by god.... (I know I went to church more after seeing that thing in action)
Your thoughts?
-Kyle
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