Merry Christmas

I saw a guy bash in a Carp's head the other day. Jana told me that I reacted like a small czech child. Not a normal czech child, who apparently thinks it's great. Just a small one. It was gross. And those little plastic pools where they beat the shit out of the Carp are sponsored by Eurotel, a cell phone company, and have floating advertisements in them. That's nonsense. And now I have to be careful wherever I walk that I don't get hit with the spray that comes of the bashed-in fish heads.